Last week, I was figged. Figging, oddly enough, does not involve figs. Instead, it describes the action of taking ginger and inserting it into an ass (or possibly a vagina). It is supposed to cause a burning sensation, and if you believe the, er, literature, to also cause an increase in what are euphemistically referred to as “sexual desires”.
Recently I heard about a kink that I hadn’t heard of before, involving ambien, a sleep aid drug.
Ambien makes people sleepy. However, when taken in larger than prescribed quantities, or when combined with alcohol, it seems to have other effects. The manufacturer’s website states:
Complex behaviors such as “sleep-driving” (i.e., driving while not fully awake after ingestion of a sedative-hypnotic, with amnesia for the event) have been reported…. Other complex behaviors (e.g., preparing and eating food, making phone calls, or having sex) have been reported in patients who are not fully awake after taking a sedative-hypnotic. As with “sleep-driving”, patients usually do not remember these events.